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The Official
Australian Mark Twain Society
Edited
Extract – Into The West, Hesperian Press, 2005 By
Chris Holyday © Henry Lawson’s first trip west, his first sizeable
trip away from his home state, was a big factor in moulding the young Lawson
into a more complete writer. For this was Lawson out in the world, away from a
dominating mother’s influence and his bohemian mates in When Henry Lawson and his younger brother Peter
left Henry and Peter tramped up Dennis Greeve[1]
of He fared better at writing, and it was appropriate
that Lawson wrote for a paper named the ‘Observer’ during his short time
in In many ways, Henry Lawson could be called the Mark
Twain of Australian literature. There are striking similarities between Twain
and Lawson – both coming from poor rural families, both leaving their homes at
an early age and trying other jobs leading to journalism, both heading west to
find the ‘real’ people in the territories of their respective nations, both
using their keenly ironic humour to attack sham and pretence, both possessing a
sharp eye for the ‘human condition,’ both displaying a hatred of violence and
oppression towards the underdog, both questioning the status quo and both
telling fresh stories cleverly garnered through eyes that would showcase a new
realist approach to ‘locally-coloured’ literature in their countries. It is
also significant that both their respective nations would champion their
writing in their own lifetimes. Lawson’s writing of the bush backblocks and the
city blocks would tend towards the melancholic. Yet, he had the gift to see
things how they were, without pretence. Unlike many writers of his day, he had
no need to look beyond our own shores for his inspiration. Lawson despised all
form of academic correctness – he said that he wrote as his heart directed him,
and not how his educated critics expected him to write. His strong sense of
literary realism, an eye for detail and a righteousness that led him to
socialism, made him a powerful allay of the emerging worker and union movement
in the period before WW1. Tragically, he would never achieve Twain’s wide
popularity on the world stage working in what he perceived as the literary
desert of In 1890, it is likely that he felt the conservative
and restrictive Lack of work would drive him away to the far-flung
Australian colonies of the time - A New Chum Friend
The frank “loneliness” comments by Lawson during
his time in Long
the rich have been protected By the
walls that can’t endure By the
walls that they erected To
divide them from the poor[2] We know he could not find
regular work in I
tramped the streets and looked for work And
begged for work in vain Until
I recked not, tho’ I ne’er Might
touch my tools again I
tramp’d the streets despairing My
cheeks grew white and thin I felt
the pavement wearing thro’ The
leather, sock and skin[3] Lawson would say of himself, “I was always restless
and a rover and used to think for years that the roving star was my lucky
star.”[4]
But now his restless sojourn in Now, just one week before his final post for the Observer,
a sketch appeared which was in keeping with Lawson’s stated views published in
the paper over those winter months. The story, The Dentist And The Chinkee,
by ‘Olio’ is reproduced here in edited form. It is more heavily “worked” than a
Lawson sketch (especially the humorous but long-winded opening paragraph); more
reminiscent of the American Bret Harte’s tall tales – a stated favourite of
Lawson who would have warmed to the story penned by ‘Olio.’ But it has the
Lawson ‘ring’ to it and it is my theory that he may have collaborated on the
following story with his ‘new chum friend’ from the Observer staff, who
also wrote a regular column under the pseudonym ‘Olio’ (literally “a
miscellaneous collection of items“). It is most likely that ‘Olio’ was his “new
chum friend” as undoubtedly this was the pseudonym adopted by the Observer’s
American editor, Lindley-Cowen, because much of his regular column was taken up
by stories from Yet it is instructive in both conveying attitudes
prevalent at the time in the Australian colonies and showcasing local writing
based on the Bret Harte/Mark Twain mould. This sketch carries racist
overtones. The anti-Chinese feelings of the times are confirmed by the inclusion
of a Ben Strange cartoon from 1898 at the end of this sketch. Lawson wrote similar pieces,
such as His Mistake, while working for the The
Dentist and the Chinkee (or) How Ting Ling Paid For His Grinders
The Chinaman remains to be dealt with. Whether he
is the going man; the descendant of a people who once ruled the old world and
were crowded into the east by the spread of European civilization, we do not
know; whether he is the coming man, time alone can tell. Henry Lawson, It was a far northern hamlet built up chiefly of
weather-boards and fleas and sardine tins and pickle bottles that had outlived
their usefulness and now serve only as an attraction to the migratory William
goat and harem who prowl about by day and gorge on the remains of the last
circus poster and lay down at night on the boundary between the townsite and
the vast plains wherein the emu hops and swallows nails, and the dingo yelps
and flees before the strange apparition of a human being. It was to this haven
of rest they came and settled down to copper-fastened beefsteaks and butter
that will make hairs grow on the palm of your hand, and hen fruit that got
addled when the Ark shipped a sea and stood on her beam ends, and bread with
green patches on it and the hired girl who gives you sass and tells you to git
up and dust and go out into the wide world and start a home of your own if you
object to a map of Asia in last year’s gravy on the tablecloth and having cold
mutton broth spilt down the nape of your neck. And they stuck out a gold and
black shingle that said they were dentists and sat down and waited till the
customers came. But the man from way-back don’t take much stock in new fangled
notions like dentists and railways and washing-machines and typewriters and
scripture reading – and when he has a toothache he goes and borrows a cold
chisel and a maul, and he sets the edge of the tool against the offending
molar, and the old woman comes down on it with the maul – and he swallows the
tooth and the chisel and the maul and the old woman if she ain’t pretty spry in
getting out of the way, and he goes to work again hunting kangaroos and
possums, and walking around and blaspheming generally as if nothing had
happened. The squeegee-eyed slavey called and had her dental
vacancies filled up, and the ostler dropped in and had a few vacancies created,
but still business could not be said to be booming and the black and gold
shingle appealed in vain. But by-‘n-by a Chinaman called Ting Ling who had been
fossicking on a worked-out claim ambled along and was attracted by the shingle
and flopped in without ceremony. “How fashion?” he asked and they told him and
the guileless Ting Ling reclined in the operating chair and pointed to a
decayed molar that looked like the crater of an extinct volcano. “You catchee
one peecee puttee outside. Too muchee bobbly; catchee chop chop,” and one held
his head and one caught hold of the mortal ruins of the molar with the forceps
and hauled and the Chinaman remained and the tooth knew the parental jaw no
longer. And as Ting Ling didn’t seem to mind, and they liked it, they grabbed
him again, and another, and another, and yet another grinder parted forever
from future contact with the chopsticks. And they pulled out six before they
let up and Ting Ling ran his tongue around his mouth and thought something was
missing, and felt as though the back of his head was going to fall through the
front if he didn’t take a half-hitch round the fence-post with his pigtail –
“How fashion! No can bitee – too much pullern!” And then they explained to him
that he had only undergone a humanizing and civilizing operation, and that in a
few days they would put the teeth back for him. And Ting ling smiled a smile of full beneficence
and love for his Caucasian brother and bowed his way out. He returned a few
days later and had his long-lost molars returned to him affixed to a plate and
flopped into his mouth, and he felt like a regenerated image of Buddha and
again smiled and blessed the day that he had lit up on fossicking and had
strolled into the far-north township of the ambulatory cockroach. And they all
looked pleased and happy and the sun seemed to shine brighter than ever ………
until Ting Ling started dancing like a crucified spider and blaspheming in all
the languages and seventeen different dialects that prevail with various odors
and essences from And this all had been caused, and the
long-to-be-remembered sadness induced by their having presented Ting Ling with
a small memo of their affections and undying regard in the shape of an account
for 20 pounds for services rendered. And they had to rope him and unitedly sit
on his chest and inject gas into him and threaten to pull all his teeth out And when he had sobered down sufficiently they
asked him what he was going to do about it, and he said in the language we all
understand; “How fashion? Me no can pay – hab got tlee schilling tlixpence, no
more. You chargee like hellee – too muchee.” And they looked at him scrufully;
and by-‘n-by the junior was seen to turn away his head and weep at the black
ingratitude of the heathen, and they held a consultation and wondered whether
they could bury him out in the back yard or whether they had to boil him down
to grease or inject him with gas and send him up as a balloon, but this last
suggestion was laid on one side as involving a further outlay of capital and
labour upon an utterly worthless subject. Then Ting Ling said: “Hi yah! Me
shabbee how fashion you can catchee your money. Me play you poker.” They
regarded him with amazement and wild eyed terror for a moment, and then with
distrust, and finally they decided to settle down to a little game of draw with
the Chinkee …. And they thought they’d open a little skin game without limits or
restrictions of any sort that are vexatious to the spirit and significant only
of vacillating temperaments. They allowed they had all the capital on their
side and were safe, and were only playing to get Ting Ling’s “tlee schilling
tlickspence” and his new-found teeth. They decided to take Ting Ling single-handed at a
game in which they reckoned they were pretty pure and unadulterated and in
which the cream always came to the top on their side and the milk curdled and
yellowed on the other. Two hours was the limit fixed and the senior partner sat
down first. During the two hours, Ting Ling held five straight flushes, twenty
four full hands, four aces seventeen times, four kings thirty one times, and
two pairs more times than we could count. When time was called, eight
sovereigns had been wiped of Ting Ling’s liabilities and the senior member of
the firm got up and made a remark that literally construed was decidedly
uncomplimentary to the Mongolian race. The junior partner took his seat and
bucked in against that descendant of Ah Sin, but with no luck. And after two
more hours the junior partner rose from his seat and asked all and sundry: Is it
guile or a dream? Is it
Mose Lye that I doubt? Are
things what they seem? Or are
visions about? Is our civilization a failure?
Or is
the Caucasian played out? But without waiting to reply to the interrogations,
Ting Ling, childlike and bland, laid “flee pound fifteen schilling” on the
table and said, “My tankee you belly much. Teef b’long number one chop. Next
time I wanchee more come this side catchee,” and he slid out of the room with
the silence of a piece of butter on a hot plate, and was lost to sight – though
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Cartoon
speech bubbles … Member of the Weld Club:
“Serves the brutes right – Fancy
those heathens having the cheek to play for money.” Member of another club: “I
quite agree with you – Why
don’t they play Poker?” [1] Letter by Dennis Grieve to the author, dated 18 March 2004. [2] The Australian
Marseillaise, 1890, Truth Magazine [3] The Pavement Stones,
1890, Truth Magazine [4] A Fragment Of
Autobiography, in Colin Roderick, Henry Lawson: Autobiographical And
Other Writings. [5] My Henry Lawson, by Bertha Lawson, 1943, page 105 Updated 31 Dec 2008
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